She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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