drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
I've done 29 out of the 30 things to do to a naked man according to Cosmo. I don't know if that makes me innovative or slutty.
Genius.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Just deleted any ex boyfriends and potential lovers from my phone in preparation for Vegas...
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Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
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he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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