my roommates friend slept in my bed when i was out of town..she ran out screaming cause she saw my VCR
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I had a terrible day! The only thing that makes me feel better is knowing Jack Bauers day was worse.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
hurry there's a jack Daniels slip n slide and clothes are coming off faster than I can even comprehend oh thank god for autocorrect
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Randomize
