Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
pretty sure i had my hand down BOTH their pants at the same time at some point...
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Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
do you wanna get some fucking pussy tonight.....THEN DRESS LIKE IT
They installed a lotion dispenser in the bathroom at work... its like they want me to masturbate on the clock...
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
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