My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
i dont remember who you are as you are in my phone as "mr. peanut."
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
Well apparently I decided it was easier I piss in the trash can at waffle house than In the toilet. Would've been ok if the trash can was in the bathroom.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Imma need a double jack on the rocks and a BJowsky from the hot bartender.
Yes I said BJOWSKY. Pronounced "buh jow skii".
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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