It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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