Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
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Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
All I want is dick and wine.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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