You surviving the open bar?
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just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
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Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
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Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
You were passed out in the OutBack Bowl Shrimp costume and when we asked you wtf happened you just said On Wisconsin.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
Meeting up with one of your students at your drug dealers house is always an awkward moment
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
Danny put 5 hr energy in the jungle juice (that brilliant bastard) and I almost showed my penis to Alex. It was a rough night.
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