Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I still have beer shits from last weekend. Dying from dysentary is a real threat at this point.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Seriously considering taking a nap at lunchtime in my car. That. Hung. Over.
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