Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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