party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
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I just wanted to clarify that I am not bisexual and had no intentions of ACTUALLY penetrating my roommate with a can of bugspray.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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