Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
why did u have a candy cane hung on your dick in the first place?
she has a santa fetish
cute.
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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