I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
happy find a boyfriend by next Valentines Day. Its like a new years resolution but depressing
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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