2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
Espresso. Can't sleep. Love puppies
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
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So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
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also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Why do I have a wristband from the birthing center at the University of Maryland hospital....
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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