Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
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second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I say this as a friend, you would make a SPECTACULAR crossdresser
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
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i dont think sending her flowers will make her forgive you running over her foot.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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