dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Wife passed out. Doing shots with the hot bartender... Don't tell me I don't know how to celebrate a 1yr anniversary
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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