Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I don't know what to say to you.
I don't know what I said to you. Start with that.
Bad part of last night: I puked in my hair. Good part of last night: I assembled a posse.
You kept pulling me aside saying "look what I found"
Randomize
