im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
you wrote "5 million dollars" in the tip line for the pizza delivery man and insisted that he deserves it
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Cancelling your gym membership calls for alcohol.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Randomize