Holy shit I just stopped short on route 18 because I thought my gps was saying I had to turn right in 11 feet. After almost hitting the guardrail I realized I had to turn in 11 miles.
Fuck I'm high.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
Made it to the top o the stairs ALIVE YES FUCJ YOU GRAVITY
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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