ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now
I just got wasted for $3.50. My life can't get any better.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Randomize
