So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Totally sleeping on a bloodstained mattress tonight. I love life's little adventures.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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