We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i don't know how it's possible. but i just bought groceries for a week with the money i made off returning empties
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
I'm not trying to be dramatic but if someone makes you choose between getting a Brazilian or dying. For the sake of your sanity just fucking die
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
