This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
its like i just tried to scrub the hangover off of me.
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