we're blogging at a bar
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
do guys with small dicks even attempt to pursue romantic relationships?
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who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
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You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
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