let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
Getting a high five from your dog when you're stoned is one the greatest rewards of being a pet owner.
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Pizza and koolaid didn't even make me feel better. This hangover means business
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
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