man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the pic of her and her boyfriend fell off the wall as we were fucking.
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
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