I hate when my naked walk-arounds are interrupted by someone knocking on the door
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
My vagina is officially offended.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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