Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
if I see one grey pube I'm spitting his penis out!
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I guess I fell on the bar and kept trying to get back in telling the bouncer that I left my teeth at the bar. Woke up this morning with chipped tooth
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Uh oh we had sex and I don't think I like him anymore help
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
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