god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
He could list all of the presidents! Every one, and in order!! I was so impressed the least I could do was give him a blow job.
Ah, yes. Making our founding fathers proud.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
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