Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I have a running excel spreadsheet detailing the number of shots in a night and subsequent ability to masturbate
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
I'm not judging you. Just know that you could be Queen of The World. Instead you're 5:28 p.m ponging. I hope you're at least winning
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I only remember singing the Captain Planet theme song on our way to the bars.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Randomize
