it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Girls should come with a carfax report
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
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I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
We got a standing ovation as security was escorting us out of the ballpark, it was a proud moment
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I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I need someone to play with my boobs. Even platonically. I just need a good groping
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
I paid for lunch, then he made a bunch of holes in my wall and destroyed my bathroom.
This toilet bowl is my home.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
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