Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
No subtext here. People are naked.
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I do NOT want my proposal story to start "...he was peeing on me and then..."
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
I'm watching Netflix with my cats and eating homemade bread. Everyone and everything can go and fuck itself.
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