When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
you didnt have any toilet paper so I just took a shower
she made me cover her fishbowl with my shirt because she "didn't want to corrupt it."
I just couldn't help myself when there was a FOUNTAIN OF SHOTS
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
It's just not a Friday night unless I'm getting propositioned by a guy in a wheelchair via Facebook messenger...
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
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