2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
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Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
The whole time we were fucking I kept thinking, "My dad would love this cologne. I'll have to ask him where he got it." the highlight of the night is that I figured out my dad's birthday gift.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
If you fall asleep, my vagina and I will never forgive you.
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I asked her if she could eat some Doritos so when we made out it would taste awesome
WELP I KNOW THE HAPPY HOUR DRINKS WERE GOOD BECAUSE MOM JUST INFORMED ME I AM THE RESULT OF POKED HOLE IN THE DIAPHRAGM
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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