well that one time I was being a total idiot trying to see how much I could drink. turns out 22 shots is too much. surprise surprise! ambulance party!
There was a lot of him and a little penis
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
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I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Just saw you in traffic. You may have noticed me, I was the corpse driving the white car.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
I threw your vagina at him like a grenade. And sweet Jesus he caught it like a champ
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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