can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I love watching the kids I sold drugs to score touchdowns
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
You can't just leave with hair like that
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
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