I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
she smelled like a LAN party
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
My chest smells like french fries. Get at me attractive men.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
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All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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