the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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