I understand how i shit in my shoes, but explain why you were wearing them.
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
It's official. Those are now your come fuck me flipflops
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
so idk what that means but now because of me he has a police file as breaking into my apartment and sleeping in my hallway under the carpet
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
