Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
sarcasm needs its own font
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Went to go look for a friend that was missing since 3am, found her passed out in the hallway of the apartment, guessing it was a good night
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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