her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
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