Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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