WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
I'm not really made for random hookups.. i'm like a swan.. i don't wanna have random swan sex. i just wanna have one swan hubby and fly around the world together and eat bread that people throw at us..
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
Also day 6: dick is healed and ready to go back to work.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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