Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Apparently she was filling Miller Lite bottles with water because I refused to be seen drinking water in a bar
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
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I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
Sunday is the day of rest.
As in, whatever liquor is left after last night, you have to drink the rest.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
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I mean honestly, what would you have done?
Not screw her in the church house?
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
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