let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
My left boob kept making random appearances last night.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
I'm too picky for internet dating and by picky I mean psycho.
Randomize
