Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
I never once brought up his unibrow when he was insulting me. That's class.
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He said he loved me so I pretended not to hear it because I don't think "I love your penis" was the response he was looking for.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
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I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
It occurred to me today, whilst I was on the phone to boyfriend number 1, whilst in the car with boyfriend number 2 who was dropping me at the shops to meet boyfriend number 3 to help me buy a present for boyfriend number 4 that I should be having much more sex than I am.
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