i don't plan on having that self control this summer
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
I'm passing your future prison.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
I swear to god, my hangover cure is a green tea and a 15 minute twerkout. works every time
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
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