is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
Seriously, stop peeing all over the toilet seat. It looks like movie theatre butter.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
When I finally got there you were bleeding all over and you just kept saying over and over that the dog was your only friend at the party.
I can't even go pee because I'm making sure he doesn't run off somewhere naked.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
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I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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