does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
I sat on his face and watched Mean Girls. It was a good date.
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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