im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I am really glad that on the inside of a card from your grandparents you have transcribed the rules for circle of death
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
the day after is always just damage control
I just wished the taco bell drive thru guy a happy cinco de mayo. Who says arizonians hate mexicans?
But I always wanted my obit to read "Died violently in casino orgy," not "Never woke up from rectal surgery."
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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