Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
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Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
Pooping with Eye of the Tiger playing. Not a single fuck shall be given.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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