North Korea, Best Korea!
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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