Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
Next person that gets my dog drunk is paying to have my carpet cleaned. I am tired of getting up to pee and stepping in dog barf.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
Okay we're getting vodka and coming
Okay. Joe has my machete attached to his belt
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
Why did u text me "I want to get drunk and go to pizza hut tomorrow. don't let me forget." at 3am??
That text was pretty fucking self-explanatory, man.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
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