so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
On the way home she put on a necklace with her name on it and wrote my name in sharpie across my chest so that in the morning we could avoid the awkward Idk who the fuck you are conversation. Best. Girl. Ever.
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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