just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just saw a girl walk by me wearing a "kiss me I'm pro choice" shirt. Is that a signal for easy access?
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
mid-october of freshman year. goals have shifted from "no more guys on my floor" to "all the guys on my floor."
Then you guys just all showered together...?
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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