you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
I know I swore I wouldn't go home with him, but he whispered that he had taquitos and you know how much drunk me loves taquitos.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
Thanks for loaning me your shower and panties. My hubby is awesome, but I shouldn’t go home commando, smelling like lube and sperm again
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