Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
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"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
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Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
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