If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I just want to get to the point in our relationship where I can get on top of her and fart and we can both laugh...not just me.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
i have an important question...can you drink in jail?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She tackled him mid-puke while the other two were cutting up a $60 dildo with a kitchen knife and putting the pieces in a Corona bottle.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
how do you politely tell someone their toddler looks alarmingly similar to the berries and cream guy
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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