So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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