what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
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You. Win. At. Life.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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